The Ninja Lawyer

Sometimes, one late night is all it takes for you to find your true calling.

I Have Pie

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I have rice krispies.

I have a wooden katana.

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I have pie!

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Note:

Vanilla Icecream + Rice Krispies

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Enlightenment

With reference to "Ignorance" dated 19th July 2009 from http://tubblefubblebubble.blogspot.com/.

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While the established remedy for a 'fucktype' is 'awesomeness', it is important to realise that this is not perpetually viable. To aid your comprehension, and to avoid confusion arising from the use of unrecognised terminology, I will first elucidate the concept known as 'awesomeness'.

'Awesomeness' can be illustrated as a state of incessant, unwarranted, unexplained happiness. To be awesome, is to be 'high' or 'psyched'. As such, awesomeness appears to be the emotional manifestation of happy pills or massive doses of hard liquor. Fortunately, awesomeness cannot cause harm like pills or alcohol given its intangible nature. At this point, it is useful to note that pills, alcohol and awesomeness are merely different means to achieve a similar end, which is the amelioration of the condition known as the 'fucktype'. This explains why fucktypes, otherwise referred to as hooligans, can turn to excessive alcohol or drug consumption as alternatives to 'awesomeness'. The former two options come with the eventuality of jail or death by the roadside and are thus undesireable. I quote the album Ghetto Pop Life by Dangermouse and Jemini, "Don't Do Drugs". Having explained the concept of 'awesomeness', I will return to the intent of this article, which is to explain why 'awesomeness' is not perpetually viable as a solution to the 'fucktype'.

Like its above-mentioned counterparts, 'awesomeness' provides only temporary relief from the 'fucktype' condition. One can only be 'awesome' for a limited period of time with awesomeness being mentally and physically draining: mentally because the neurons in the 'awesome' brain are having a crazy disco party and physically because awesomeness tends to be accompanied by an insatiable desire to move and talk at abnormally high speeds. Given this unfortunate reality, it is imperative for 'fucktypes' to employ a complementary solution to their predicament.

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To Be Continued ...

Snow and Tall Buildings

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Spent this morning as a ghost in the war crazed euphoria that was Britain in 1914. The rest of the day in present day wintertime New York. I like snow and tall buildings.
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What Is Priceless ?

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Today, my 3 year old self interrupts my zen by asking: 'What Is Priceless?' Barring the fact that 3 year old me Is me, I am wondering why I hadnt come up with that ingenious question myself. Since his question is almost as thought provoking as his existence, I decided to pay some attention to it.

price·less - The look on your face, when you take an apocalyptic shit and then realise that the toilet is choked.

And here's some needless advice. If anyone (clown suit or not) offers you chilli chocolates, don't try them. Because "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that anyone who tries chilli chocolates must be in want of the proverbial 'apocalyptic shit'."
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The Bouncy

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The bouncy bouncy bouncy,
is black and crimson red.
It bouncy bouncy bounces,
It bounces on my head.
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