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Vanilla Icecream + Rice Krispies

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Enlightenment

With reference to "Ignorance" dated 19th July 2009 from http://tubblefubblebubble.blogspot.com/.

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While the established remedy for a 'fucktype' is 'awesomeness', it is important to realise that this is not perpetually viable. To aid your comprehension, and to avoid confusion arising from the use of unrecognised terminology, I will first elucidate the concept known as 'awesomeness'.

'Awesomeness' can be illustrated as a state of incessant, unwarranted, unexplained happiness. To be awesome, is to be 'high' or 'psyched'. As such, awesomeness appears to be the emotional manifestation of happy pills or massive doses of hard liquor. Fortunately, awesomeness cannot cause harm like pills or alcohol given its intangible nature. At this point, it is useful to note that pills, alcohol and awesomeness are merely different means to achieve a similar end, which is the amelioration of the condition known as the 'fucktype'. This explains why fucktypes, otherwise referred to as hooligans, can turn to excessive alcohol or drug consumption as alternatives to 'awesomeness'. The former two options come with the eventuality of jail or death by the roadside and are thus undesireable. I quote the album Ghetto Pop Life by Dangermouse and Jemini, "Don't Do Drugs". Having explained the concept of 'awesomeness', I will return to the intent of this article, which is to explain why 'awesomeness' is not perpetually viable as a solution to the 'fucktype'.

Like its above-mentioned counterparts, 'awesomeness' provides only temporary relief from the 'fucktype' condition. One can only be 'awesome' for a limited period of time with awesomeness being mentally and physically draining: mentally because the neurons in the 'awesome' brain are having a crazy disco party and physically because awesomeness tends to be accompanied by an insatiable desire to move and talk at abnormally high speeds. Given this unfortunate reality, it is imperative for 'fucktypes' to employ a complementary solution to their predicament.

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To Be Continued ...